PitchKitchen
PRICING

Your story is costing
you deals. Here's what
fixing it costs.

Warm intros ghost you. Weaker competitors keep winning. AI engines recommend somebody else. That's a narrative problem, and every way we fix it is priced below ... in plain sight, no "book a call to find out."
Book a Clarity Discussion Get Your Brand Signal Score
The call is free, 30 minutes, on Zoom. Built for B2B founders and CEOs at $5M-$75M in revenue.
60 SECONDS
Brand Signal Score
Free
Your homepage scored on 19 criteria. Instant, no call.
Score your homepage →
No sales call. No email wall.
Scores narrative clarity, trust, AI-readiness and conversion ... and shows what ChatGPT says when buyers ask about you.
48 HOURS
48-Hour Narrative Audit
$1,250
What AI actually says about you vs competitors + the fix list. Pay online, no call. Credits toward any Sprint.
See what's inside →
Agency messaging audit: $3K-$8K
Inside: live AI pulls (ChatGPT, Perplexity, Gemini), your annotated 19-criteria score, the narrative diagnosis, and a 5-7 move fix list ... delivered as your own branded audit site + PDF.
90 DAYS
Magnetic Messaging Sprint
$15K-$45K fixed
Priced by your revenue band. See tiers below.
See the tiers ↓
Positioning firms: $50K-$80K
The full Magnetic Messaging Framework, your narrative identity documented, your AI Brand Twin trained, and the homepage direction to carry it.
ONGOING
Fractional CMO, flat fee. Set menu.
$4,995/mo
Weekly strategy cadence + 4 shipped assets/mo. Defined, not all-you-can-eat.
See the menu ↓
Fractional CMO: $12K-$40K/mo
A weekly strategy session with Greg, 4 shipped assets a month from the AI production lane, next-day async advisory, and a quarterly narrative health check. Bigger builds always quoted first.
OUR RISK-REVERSAL PROMISE
If the work doesn't land at your approval review, we keep revising at no extra cost until it does. You never pay for a story that doesn't work.
$550M+ in client revenue earned · frameworks trusted by teams from SAP and Johnson & Johnson
THE REBUILD

Magnetic Messaging Sprint · fixed price by revenue band

Same foundation at every tier: the full Magnetic Messaging Framework, your narrative identity documented, and a Custom AI Brand Twin Agent your whole team can write with. What scales by tier is how much of your site we design and how deep the alignment goes.
UNDER $5M REVENUE
$15K
one-time · 90 days
Founder-led intake, up to 3 on the positioning team
Homepage, fully designed
Custom AI Brand Twin Agent (.md)
MOST COMMON
$5M - $25M REVENUE
$25K
one-time · 90 days
Leadership-team intakes
Homepage + 3 core pages, fully designed
100% on-brand: verbal + visual
Custom AI Brand Twin Agent (.md)
$25M - $75M REVENUE
$45K
one-time · 90 days
Multi-team alignment intakes
Homepage + core pages + sales & enablement surfaces
100% on-brand: verbal + visual
Custom AI Brand Twin Agent (.md)
North of $75M, multi-brand, or unusually complex? Book the call and we'll scope it properly.
$4,995/mo
published industry benchmarks: $12K-$40K/mo for a fractional CMO with an execution team

Fractional CMO, flat fee. Set menu, not all-you-can-eat.

Every month: a weekly strategy session with Greg, 4 shipped assets from the AI production lane, next-day async advisory, and a quarterly narrative health check. Bigger builds (site, framework, webinars) are fixed-price add-ons you approve first. Flat means no surprise invoices ... ever. Cancel monthly.
QUESTIONS FOUNDERS ASK

Pricing, straight answers

How much does PitchKitchen cost?
A free Brand Signal Score, a $1,250 48-Hour Narrative Audit, a fixed-price Magnetic Messaging Sprint ($15K under $5M revenue, $25K at $5M-$25M, $40K at $25M-$75M), and a $4,995/month flat-fee fractional CMO with an AI execution layer. Every price is on this page.
Is the $1,250 audit really credited toward a Sprint?
Yes. The full $1,250 comes off any Sprint tier if you start within 90 days of your audit. The audit tells you exactly what's broken ... the Sprint fixes it, so you shouldn't pay twice for the diagnosis.
Why is the Sprint priced by revenue band?
Because the work scales with the size of your leadership room. A founder-led company needs one deep intake. A $40M company needs leadership-team alignment, sales narrative, and enablement surfaces. Same framework at every tier ... the band prices the depth of the org.
What's in the $4,995/month, and what costs extra?
Included every month: a weekly strategy session with Greg, 4 shipped assets from the AI production lane, next-day async advisory, and a quarterly narrative health check. Bigger builds ... a site rebuild, a full framework, webinar production ... get a fixed-price quote you approve before anything starts. You will never see a surprise invoice.
How does this compare to a typical fractional CMO or agency?
Published benchmarks put a fractional CMO with an execution team at $12K-$40K per month. We hold $4,995 flat because the production runs through an AI agent workforce trained on your Magnetic Messaging Framework ... senior strategy hours where they matter, AI speed where it doesn't.

Stop guessing what your story is costing you.

Every price on this page is the real price. The only variable is which door you walk through first.
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